Dire Gummy Bear

NOT ACTUAL CANDY! DO NOT EAT!

Welcome to the Sugarcrypt, a sickly-sweet labyrinth where every step squelches with syrup and every breath tastes like impending doom. Rock Candy Golems grind their jagged limbs in the dark. Molasses Oozes slither between licorice tiles, hungry for flesh. Gingerbread Knights guard peppermint gates with icing-coated swords. But beware the Dire Gummy Bear—a hulking, semi-translucent terror with a thousand-yard stare and a taste for blood sugar. What starts as a confectionery curiosity soon spirals into a saccharine nightmare. In the Sugarcrypt, the walls aren’t just made of candy—they are candy. And they’re watching. Smiling. Melting. Hungry. Sweet dreams, adventurer.

This Dire Gummy Bear is printed in translucent resin, allowing you to stain it with Reaper's Tinted Glosses or painted with opaque paint if you prefer.

This Dire Gummy Bear is NOT made of candy. Hell, it's not even made from some edible material, so please don't put it in your mouth, even if someone dares you. We can't believe we even have to write this, but if people will eat Tide Pods, they might try to eat one of these.

So, to repeat, DON'T EAT THIS MINIATURE!