[the grim squeaker]

There was a crooked man,
who had a crooked house,
he had a crooked pet,
which was a crooked mouse,
he went out his crooked door,
for a crooked walk,
up his crooked path,
talking crooked talk,
over his crooked fence,
past his crooked style,
on his crooked walk,
for a crooked while,
he made a crooked wish,
to his crooked god,
he wished he wasnt crooked,
and his crooked god did nod.

the crooked man was crooked no more,
he danced and sang for mere seconds of nine,
then the man he fell to the floor,
because of his broken spine.

[the grim squeaker]

I want to die but i dont know how,
that was then and this is now,
now i know that this was then,
and now i want to die again.

[the grim squeaker]

DEATH'S POEM
I have seen the end of days,
the death of all mankind,
I have seen the last suns rays,
now darkness will you find,
if you wish to outlive me,
your troubles will count for naught,
for I am the end of all you see,
the bullet that you caught,

Come one and all and see this man,
who thought he could better me,
he found out that no one can,
through the end days be

And though you try to fight it,
times stands for no-one,
and though you may not like it,
you are in the end, undone.

[the grim squeaker]

Two little of three is one,
Two much of three is five,
Too much time is like a drug,
You'll cease to be alive.

[the grim squeaker]

Descend unto the circles of hell,
For retribution pure,
For the sins and lies that you did tell,
Justice shall be no more,

A thousand demons shall torture your soul,
In payment for your crime,
Into the inner circle you shall go,
Until the end of time,

You shall eat your heart alive,
Your entrails will be shorn,
The meanest ends we shall contrive,
To leave you tattered and torn,

Remove your digits one by one,
And feed them to the crows,
The pain shall never come undone,
We rejoice in your death throes,

Scream and writhe in a fiery lake,
Your sins shall pull you under,
Your everything is all we take,
And we shall render you asunder.

[the grim squeaker]

My lovely lady,
Is the one who made me,
Sit up and take notice,
Feelin’ like ten feet,
Tall ‘til I fall,
And lose it all,
But my love won’t stop ‘til I drop the ball,

And the one thing I feel I have to say,

Is that love is war.

[the grim squeaker]

Step into my mind,
Said the patient to his shrink,
Please tell me what you find,
And tell me what you think,

“I cannot find anything that would make you feel so bad,
But neither can I find sanity, I think you’re going mad,”

What shall I do?
Where shall I go?
My patience has run through,
What can I say, to take it away?
Oh Doc, I’ve got to know!

“In your case, if you must know,
There is nothing I feel can do it,
All I can say is take your mind,
And put a bullet through it”

[the grim squeaker]

The fly that eats the spoils,
Gets eaten by the spider,
The spider gets eaten by the bird,
The bird goes high and wider,

The bird gets eaten by the hawk,
This gets shot down by the gun,
The gunman later gets hit by a bus,
Who said life was fun?

[the grim squeaker]

I feel you in the morning,
When at first I awake,
Your thought is with me,
With each decision I make,

You'd been around forever,
Since the first breath I took,
Now I have to go on alone,
But for love, I need not look,

Cause by what you bestowed,
In our short time together,
Will last in my heart,
Forever and ever,

Although now you've left,
And now walk on above,
I am never alone,
I'm wrapped in your love,

Enjoy now your long waited reward,
Feel peace that your love continues on,
What was taught to me, will be taught to mine,
Cause you live on in me even after you've gone .

[the grim squeaker]

An ice cream man has been found dead,
Lying on the floor beneath a shelf,
Covered with hundreds and thousands,
Police say he may have topped himself!

[the grim squeaker]

His house caught fire, he called for aid,
Please someone call the fire brigade,
As the poor man stood on his wooden legs,
The brigade arrive, "save my home" he begs,
To save the burning house they sought,
As against the fire they bravely fought,
To urge them on was his desire,
But he got too close, and his legs caught fire,
They saved the house, and looked around,
To see the man, burned to the ground.

[the grim squeaker]

A man had had far too much to drink,
Now I must go home he began to think,
He tried to stand up and fell to the floor,
So he decided to crawl out of the door,
Then after a little fresh air he tried again,
But he fell face down in the drain again,
“I will never get up” to himself he said,
"I won’t try again I’ll crawl home instead",
His wife found him on the step asleep,
“I went for a drink” he said like a sheep,
“And I know what made you crawl so far,
Your wheelchair's still in the public bar.”

[the grim squeaker]

Unlike some, to me death is a gift,
To no longer live pointlessly in pain,
Choosing death, I might have on my own,
Let loose the darkness, gathered in vain,
Except that luck has seen the matter through,
How simple, then, to let one's fortunes drift,
Away from one, nor care for loss of you,
Remember me as one who, not alone,
Relinquished well my feelings, to depart,
Yet not without a backward glance towards you,
With your love, I removed my heart.

[the grim squeaker]

I try to stop it but I can't,
Like salt on an open wound,
Is death coming soon?
Everything seems upside down,
The room is spinning round and round,
The walls are closing in on me,
Whatever happened to being free?
Blood is dripping from my wrists,
Whilst I pound the floor with my fists,
The anger the fury,
The fire in me is burning,
No water just gas, is igniting so fast,
No doors out, just my yearning,
In the pits of hell,
I’ve lost all that is good,
I’ve forgotten all that is sane
Now all I think that I thought I knew, I find all I know is pain.

[the grim squeaker]

Shadows in the dark,
Keep you up awake,
So you sleep with the light on,
Lock the door behind you,
Bolt the windows tight,
Silence can be deadly,
Especially at night,
I scared you half to death,
You bolted down the stairs,
Your so scared you hold your breath,
Thats the last of my cares,
Noises stir at night,
You jump right out of bed,
Running down the stairs,
To find everyone is dead,
You wake up from my nightmare,
Drenched in a cold sweat,
Fearing me and yourself too,
Is your one and only regret.