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K, here goes. the first person to guess correctly puts the next one up.
Riddle me this: I HAVE EYES BUT CANNOT SEE, WHAT AM I?
(the answer IS'NT:blind-that would be too obvious...)
The annoying riddles game
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Posted 19 June 2007 - 06:21 AM
"keep talking, eventually you'll say something intelligent"-Me.
"only the dead have seen the end of war"- Plato.
"man who go to bed wif itchy bum, he wake up in morning wif sticky finga"-confucious.
"A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey"- Me.
"I was once upset that I had no shoes, until i met a man with no feet"-Anon.
"There is no justice, only me"- Death
"only the dead have seen the end of war"- Plato.
"man who go to bed wif itchy bum, he wake up in morning wif sticky finga"-confucious.
"A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey"- Me.
"I was once upset that I had no shoes, until i met a man with no feet"-Anon.
"There is no justice, only me"- Death
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Posted 19 June 2007 - 08:41 AM
A potato.
What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced. -- Vincent Van Gough
If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced. -- Vincent Van Gough
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Posted 19 June 2007 - 01:11 PM
A multiracial congo line.
The longer I live, the smaller I grow. You can end my life with a single blow. What am i?
The longer I live, the smaller I grow. You can end my life with a single blow. What am i?
There is no more time, even for cake. For you, the cake is over. You have reached the end of cake. - Death
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Posted 19 June 2007 - 02:57 PM
A man. That's an old one.
Here is another good one but an old one: Box without hinges, door or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid...what am I?
Here is another good one but an old one: Box without hinges, door or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid...what am I?
BL AU004 - Victoria, Australia
WWVD?
WWVD?
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Posted 19 June 2007 - 04:13 PM
lint
Runs all day, but doesn't go anywhere
Runs all day, but doesn't go anywhere
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Posted 19 June 2007 - 05:26 PM
a refridgerator
What is green and red and spins really fast?
What is green and red and spins really fast?
I want to move to Theory. Everything works in Theory.
"A squirrel hopped over to join them.
"Hello," said Brannoc politely, despite his terrible hangover.
"What the hell are you?" demanded the squirrel.
"We are fairies," answered Brannoc, and the squirrel fell on the grass laughing, because New York squirrels are cynical creatures and do not believe in fairies."
-Martin Millar The Good Fairies of New York
My minis-Fairy Moon Studios
"A squirrel hopped over to join them.
"Hello," said Brannoc politely, despite his terrible hangover.
"What the hell are you?" demanded the squirrel.
"We are fairies," answered Brannoc, and the squirrel fell on the grass laughing, because New York squirrels are cynical creatures and do not believe in fairies."
-Martin Millar The Good Fairies of New York
My minis-Fairy Moon Studios
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Posted 19 June 2007 - 05:33 PM
frog in a blender
The bigger I get, the less that is in me.
The bigger I get, the less that is in me.
My Art <- May not be safe for work.
Their arms have been steel Their blood, the oil of machinery Their bodies are the ballast of war Their souls are the blast of it The power, the trickle of hope The dreamy eyed bodies of lost time Too many to respect Too many to feel Too many to know Too many to remember
Crass "Arlington 73"
Their arms have been steel Their blood, the oil of machinery Their bodies are the ballast of war Their souls are the blast of it The power, the trickle of hope The dreamy eyed bodies of lost time Too many to respect Too many to feel Too many to know Too many to remember
Crass "Arlington 73"
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Posted 19 June 2007 - 06:30 PM
Granted, most any philosophy or religous text could arguably fit the bill, but I'll say the "Oxford English Dictionary" (The author wrote from beyond the walls of an insane asylum) 
A dog does it on three legs, a man does it standing up, and a lady does it sitting down. What is "IT"?
A dog does it on three legs, a man does it standing up, and a lady does it sitting down. What is "IT"?
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced. -- Vincent Van Gough
If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced. -- Vincent Van Gough
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Posted 19 June 2007 - 09:21 PM
peing
what does man love more than life, fear more than death or mortal strife, what the poor have the rich require, and what contented men desire, what misers spend, and spendthrifts save, and all men carry to the grave.
what does man love more than life, fear more than death or mortal strife, what the poor have the rich require, and what contented men desire, what misers spend, and spendthrifts save, and all men carry to the grave.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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Posted 20 June 2007 - 03:04 AM
slop_artist, on Jun 19 2007, 08:41 AM, said:
A potato.
What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
Damn, sorry took so long ta get bk, comp's playin up hell, (plus i live in england- time difference is a bugga)
the answer is: potato, painting (of person) or statue (with eyes)
"keep talking, eventually you'll say something intelligent"-Me.
"only the dead have seen the end of war"- Plato.
"man who go to bed wif itchy bum, he wake up in morning wif sticky finga"-confucious.
"A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey"- Me.
"I was once upset that I had no shoes, until i met a man with no feet"-Anon.
"There is no justice, only me"- Death
"only the dead have seen the end of war"- Plato.
"man who go to bed wif itchy bum, he wake up in morning wif sticky finga"-confucious.
"A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey"- Me.
"I was once upset that I had no shoes, until i met a man with no feet"-Anon.
"There is no justice, only me"- Death