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Corrupt-a-Wish From the makers of Arbitrary Questions!

#1 User is offline   Kaizer Kaizer 

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Posted 11 June 2007 - 07:05 PM

Seeing as I've been knocked down a couple hundred posts, I'll need something to get those back.

So let's play...

CORRUPT A WISH!

The game is simple. First, I will make a wish. The next to post will state a condition in which the wish is granted, but with a horribly cruel, and likely ironic twist which makes it unpleasant. IE:

P1: I wish I had a million dollars!

P2: You get it, but it's in pennies and falls from the sky in a sack, crushing you.

I wish I had a pizza etc.
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And so on, much like AQG. Only more sadistic.

Let it commence!

I wish I had superstrength.
There is no more time, even for cake. For you, the cake is over. You have reached the end of cake. - Death
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#2 User is offline   Enchantra 

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Posted 11 June 2007 - 07:09 PM

View PostKaizer Kaizer, on Jun 11 2007, 09:05 PM, said:

I wish I had superstrength.


You get it, but everything you touch gets crushed.

I wish for world peace.
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#3 User is offline   Kaizer Kaizer 

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Posted 11 June 2007 - 07:19 PM

All humans on the planet die, everything else is unharmed. Very peaceful.

I wish I had a cake.
There is no more time, even for cake. For you, the cake is over. You have reached the end of cake. - Death
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#4 User is offline   Froggy the Great 

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Posted 11 June 2007 - 07:37 PM

I believe that's "caked on", not "cake", as such.

I want perfect color vision.
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Posted 11 June 2007 - 07:44 PM

You can see all colours perfectly - but you lose your depth perception.

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#6 User is offline   Kaizer Kaizer 

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Posted 11 June 2007 - 08:07 PM

You do, but it involves removing grains of sand from a humongous well of...sand. With tweezers.

I wish for immortality.
There is no more time, even for cake. For you, the cake is over. You have reached the end of cake. - Death
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Posted 11 June 2007 - 08:32 PM

Do we have to go post farming? Really?
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Posted 11 June 2007 - 08:36 PM

You have it but you are in a dark cravas without any means of escape....and everyone thinks your dead.

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Posted 11 June 2007 - 08:40 PM

You find them, only to discover that they have been run through the local car wash and then chased and mangled by a rabid group of dogs and raccoons and are thus no longer fit to be worn.


I wish for more sleep.
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#10 User is offline   Kaizer Kaizer 

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Posted 11 June 2007 - 09:13 PM

You sleep for seven years, only to awake after all life has been destroyed on Earth. That, and a spider crawls down your throat during your last year.

I wish the sky was green.
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Posted 11 June 2007 - 10:06 PM

View Postkit, on Jun 11 2007, 09:32 PM, said:

Do we have to go post farming? Really?


Well nothing else grows around here.
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Posted 11 June 2007 - 10:44 PM

I wish someone would give Kaizer back his post count, but he has to be god of post farming.
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#13 User is offline   Voladilk 

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Posted 11 June 2007 - 11:49 PM

You get your wish, only to find out that ten years have passed and Kaizer's post count is in the millions.


I wish the board had room for his post farming counts.
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#14 User is offline   mooseyjoe 

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Posted 12 June 2007 - 12:06 AM

It does but the friendly folks at reaper won't allow it.



I wish I knew why kaizer had his posts chopped.
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Posted 12 June 2007 - 12:11 AM

You find out, but yours gets cut as well.





I think stuff like this is funny! Nobody's getting hurt...


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