“This letter below is an exact copy of the original. It was written in pencil and is on file in the Claim Agent’s Office of the A&Y RR in Green-sboro, N.C. This letter was written in all seriousness without any attempt to be funny. The writer is Simon Green R.F.D.L, Bear Creek, N. Carolina.
Mr. Falkner,
A. & Y. Railroads,
Greensboro, N.C.
Your railroads rund over my bul at the 20 mile pass las Wenesey. He air not ded yet but mout as wel be, and I want your section bost to repore him ded and pade fur.
Hit mased out bote his seeds leafing him mity little of his bag. Hit teared out a piece of skin a foot squaire twixt his peker and nabul.
He air tiatlly unqualified to be a bul and he air mamed up to bad to be a steer and he air to dam tuff for beef so I want you to repore him ded and pade fur.
Yours ensoforth,
Simon Green
Ps-He war a bad bul but he stans around looking mity dam blew these days.”
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