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#1 User is offline   smokingwreckage 

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Posted 21 October 2004 - 06:01 AM

NECROMANCY! [ additional terms and conditions apply ]

Necromancy gently* peels away the layers of old, tired skin** to reveal the true you! Young, vibrant, gleaming***! Aglow with vitality ****!

NECROMANCY! Reveal the inner you*****!

TESTIMONIAL: "I'd tried bathing in the blood of a dozen virgins, but even the vilest of blood-magic wasn't getting the results I deserve! A friend put me on to Necromancy, and after only a week, during which I tortured her to death in worship of the Dark and Nameless Thing I now worship as a god, I saw TOTAL RESULTS!" -Malek Blackmarrow


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* slowly

** and soft tissue

*** bone

**** and the horrific nimbus of Damnation's own fires.

***** corroded and pitted with countless years and endless evil.
--They dress the wound of my people as though it were not serious. 'Peace, peace,' they say, when there is no peace.
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Posted 23 October 2004 - 06:16 PM

Where do I apply? :blink:
They say that a picture is worth a thousand words...
If thats true, then why do we read books with more words than pictures as we get older?
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I walk the road with my friends, and so I have my home...

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#3 User is offline   smokingwreckage 

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Posted 25 October 2004 - 05:33 AM

I'm sorry, you'd have to call He Who Must Not Be Phoned, 1-900-13-13-*The Unpunchable Key* during Witching Hours.
--They dress the wound of my people as though it were not serious. 'Peace, peace,' they say, when there is no peace.
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Posted 27 October 2004 - 09:23 PM

:lol: I think I will have to have that posted in a bar when I run my next fantasy game.

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Posted 02 December 2004 - 09:09 PM

hahahah Very clever! I like!
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