Buglips you do realise that this means there are coffee grains in that can that, by stealth, deception and shameless manipulation of the law of averages, has been in there since the very beginning.
Its probably turning into Proto-Coffee of Doom now. If you were ever to trick it into actually being used the resultant toxic gunk would kill you stone dead, burn a hole through the earth and possibly have its own submicroscopic civilization living on it.
But on the other hand, coffee is coffee and whats life without a little risk.
Of course I know it's Mutant Blend. How do you think I came to be the way I am? When I get up in the morning, for like the first ten minutes before the percolations are finished? I'm as normal as anybody can ask for.
But after one cup, just one cup, of my magic go-go joe-joe juice then I'm all crazy and making up things like this sentence.
So really, any time I type something that gets a laugh it's not me - it's the mutant brain spores from my proto-coffee.