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#16 buglips*the*goblin

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Posted 05 September 2012 - 03:39 PM

What is this Canadia of which you speak? Is it a county in Minnesota?



If I say yes, can I have free Lutefisk?

I can tickle a lobster to sleep, cook him alive, and eat every edible morsel afterwards. My maritimer cred is perfectly good :P

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Cook?

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Buglips, that is just epic, and so very wrong.


#17 Doug Sundseth

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 07:01 AM


What is this Canadia of which you speak? Is it a county in Minnesota?



If I say yes, can I have free Lutefisk?



You can have all of my Lutefisk, regardless of what you say. I'll throw in all of my Menudo as well.

It's good to finally know that the intended consumers of those are goblins. I was pretty sure it wasn't people.

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 07:11 AM

* uses Goblin cellphone *

* ringing *

"Hi, Grumella? Guess what, baby? I got my warty fingers on some fine cuisine! How about you come over for some dinner? We eat well tonight, girl! Then we can go for a nice swamp gaslight walk in the bog. Yeah, you know I'm all romantic like that. You my number one goblin girl."

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 07:27 AM

Fools. Canadia is in the middle east, fighting a violent war of suppression against ultra-radical terrorist Quebecois separatists.

I am from Australia. I have to turn my computer upside-down to read or type in Northern Hemispherian. We live underground, because climate change has rendered the entire continent uninhabitable. Unfortunately, due to everything being upside down, the deeper you go, the more altitude sickness you suffer.

Naturally, he died because a wizard exploded.


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Posted 06 September 2012 - 08:49 AM

I am from Australia. I have to turn my computer upside-down to read or type in Northern Hemispherian. We live underground, because climate change has rendered the entire continent uninhabitable. Unfortunately, due to everything being upside down, the deeper you go, the more altitude sickness you suffer.


I was skeptical so I watched the Road Warrior--he speaks the truth.

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 09:48 AM

They had to film it upside-down for the international market. Quite a technical feat in the days before wire-fu.

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 01:14 PM


I am from Australia. I have to turn my computer upside-down to read or type in Northern Hemispherian. We live underground, because climate change has rendered the entire continent uninhabitable. Unfortunately, due to everything being upside down, the deeper you go, the more altitude sickness you suffer.


I was skeptical so I watched the Road Warrior--he speaks the truth.


Greetings from the Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The warrior of the wasteland! The ayatollah of rock n' rollah!"

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#23 Lastman

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 01:55 PM

Toight as a tigah!

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 02:43 PM

A fella . . . a quick fella . . . might have a weapon under there. I'd have to pin his head to that panel.

Ah, that movie was so great. And then we got Tina Turner and a bunch of Peter Pan kids. :mellow:

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 10:19 AM


That's a stereotype! We don't all talk like that. That's like thinking everybody in the US sounds like Yoopers.

And we don't all like hockey!

Or Tim Hortons! (I do, though, I'm a thrall of the Great Blackened Bean and serve the Evil Eye of Horton. Yes, my master.)

Or Beer.

Or Kraft . . . well, ok. That one's true. Everybody here loves Kraft Dinner. I'm eating some right now.


Nope. We don't all love Kraft Dinner :) Even if I had a million dollars, I wouldn't eat any :P

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Dollars? Don't you Canucks use Euros or Sheckles or seal skins or sumthin'?





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"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 10:21 AM

I always knew someday I would rate my own thread . . . just never quite expected it to be about this.


You should consider yourself lucky...


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Posted 08 September 2012 - 10:22 AM

What is this Canadia of which you speak? Is it a county in Minnesota?


It's a quaint name we gave the U.S. attic.
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 11:17 AM


Nope. We don't all love Kraft Dinner :) Even if I had a million dollars, I wouldn't eat any :P

Eric


Dollars? Don't you Canucks use Euros or Sheckles or seal skins or sumthin'?
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Nope, or we'd never have the classic song by the Barenaked Ladies :)

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Posted 17 September 2012 - 10:17 PM

Hey I love the Cunuckistanis. Their country is full of nice people who invented poutine.

you now made me hungry for poutine.
"Remember practice doesn't make perfect but it sure does help only perfect practice makes perfect but you cant be perfect without making mistakes and learning from them." dont know if this is an actual quote by someone lol.
 
 
 

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like i tell my employees at work who complain about working. your here to work right. yes they reply. your getting paid right. yes they reply. good now go clean the restrooms

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Posted 17 September 2012 - 10:39 PM


Hey I love the Cunuckistanis. Their country is full of nice people who invented poutine.

you now made me hungry for poutine.


Hey hey now this here's a family forum!


What is this Canadia of which you speak? Is it a county in Minnesota?


It's a quaint name we gave the U.S. attic.


But I thought Canada was the capital of Alaska.

What happened? Y'all didn't like the governor so y'all seceded?
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