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#1 Lastman

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 09:32 PM

Was chatting with my girlfriend tonight and she told me of a practical joke she almost executed.

Her pregnant friend sent her a picture of a recent ultrasound.

She was going to forward it to me and say it's mine.

#2 smokingwreckage

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 10:11 PM

Forward without comment, and THEN say "oh of course it's my friend's. Didn't i say that in the header?

Naturally, he died because a wizard exploded.


#3 Arachne

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 10:28 PM

That's evil! I do like it....

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:55 PM

Sorry that is cruel on so many levels.
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Posted 17 August 2012 - 02:21 AM

I like the way your gf thinks. But damn, that's evil.

I'm not so sure I'd want to get hit by a missile with a "dog brain" AI.
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Posted 17 August 2012 - 05:24 AM

...and without missing a beat, I replied, "Hah? Can't be mine. Where are the horns?"
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#7 Jeff LaMarche

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 07:36 AM

That would be an especially cruel joke in my case, since I've been snipped.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 05:54 PM

On a somewhat related note, there used to be a novelty company that made among other things a series of fake but very official-looking envelopes with fake return addresses and everything to make coworkers/housemates believe that the recipient was involved in a scandalous paternity suit or had tested positive for some horrible new STD or had sent away for a catalog of mail-order brides ...you get the idea.

One of my friends years ago got sent one while in college. It made for quite the conversation.
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