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[dargrin]

Ok I have not been sleeping well. Last night was no exception. This morning I did the following in this order.

I used shaving cream in the shower instead of shampoo.
I then put pump hand soap on my tooth brush. I caught it just before brusing.
And then the kicker.. I put on two belts this morning. I don't even know how I did that.

Feel free to share your misery to ease mine.

[dargrin]

I just wanted to add that the forth thing I did was to mess up the topic title of this thread. lol

[Lastman]

Drink more water... sounds like you are dehydrated. ;)

[Qwyksilver]

Add some ground Arabica beans to that water and heat. You're not dehydrated you're decaffeinated.

This brutal heat we're having probably isn't helping for restful sleep much.

Edited by Qwyksilver, 16 July 2012 - 02:42 PM.

[Frankthedm]

I've put orange juice in my cereal instead of milk on some mornings.

[Dr.Bedlam]

Once, I found myself sitting on the edge of my bed holding a gallon of cold milk and a pair of socks.

I went to the fridge to put the milk away. Inside, where the milk should have been, were my shoes.

[Lastman]

I had forgotten about this zombie emoticon.

One time I went to a burger joint in Chicago and asked for a polish sausage with Mutbeer. I meant to say mustard and a root beer. Luckily the girl understood what I meant.

[Voladilk]

I am on a week of night shift this week, so my sleeping has gotten all mucked about. Fortunately I have not gotten to your stage yet Dargrin, but I did have a heap of trouble speaking the other day. I kept forgetting important words like of, the, and, to, and things like that. A lot of sentences made absolutely zero sense! I have done one bad one a few years ago where I put my keys in the freezer instead of the frozen waffles. Took me ages to find the keys when I was trying to go to work!