Crazy stuff when on is too tired.
Posted 16 July 2012 - 07:35 AM
I used shaving cream in the shower instead of shampoo.
I then put pump hand soap on my tooth brush. I caught it just before brusing.
And then the kicker.. I put on two belts this morning. I don't even know how I did that.
Feel free to share your misery to ease mine.
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 02:41 PM
This brutal heat we're having probably isn't helping for restful sleep much.
Edited by Qwyksilver, 16 July 2012 - 02:42 PM.
Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?
- Lord Xykon, OotS #192
Beowulf ll. 1538-1543
... Pay no heed to proud thoughts, famous champion. Now the flowering of your strength is but for a while. After a while, the time will suddenly come that disease or the sword's edge will cut off your power. Either fire's grasp or flood's surge or blade's bite or spear's flight. Or vicious age, or the flash of your eyes will gutter and burn out! It will be all at once, great campaigner, that death will overpower you.
It's terrifying! Without enough caffeine your body undergoes these hours of partial paralysis and hallucinations! :shudder:
Black Lightning: MA010.
Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:06 AM
"Life gives you lemons you make lemonade, Life gives you whales... whale burgers." -Cadaver
Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:31 PM
I went to the fridge to put the milk away. Inside, where the milk should have been, were my shoes.
Posted 17 July 2012 - 03:35 PM
One time I went to a burger joint in Chicago and asked for a polish sausage with Mutbeer. I meant to say mustard and a root beer. Luckily the girl understood what I meant.
Posted 22 July 2012 - 07:39 AM
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